Fearful Chemistry

Kevin of Eckernet reports on a the discovery of a new element:

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium". Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 deputy neutrons, 75 assistant neutrons, and 224 deputy assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312...

Read the rest of his humorous post here.