The Finger Backfires

The lesson we have learned here is: If you intend to commit larceny on a large corporation by dropping a foreign object in your own food, use something that can't be so easily falsified. There are a finite number of workers with a finite number of digits. All one has to do is count them. Go with something like the tried and true rat whisker, chicken head, dead cockroach or ABC bubble gum. But, be creative. Nobody likes a copycat. Now, if you are stupid enough to try it, don't blame me. This is satire.